MONSTER’S LOG: TUESDAY, JULY 26

[A walk in the park.]

After I became even more famous last week, I decided being Host of Happy Hour isn’t enough. I want to be Brewmaster. So I started flipping through technical manuals and discovered something remarkable: making good beer is so easy.

Garrett (shown here annoying me) did not care too much for this conclusion, and insisted quite sternly why it is impossible for me to brew, namely that I’m not even allowed to enter the brewhouse, nor am I equipped with opposable thumbs, plus I’m not strong enough to move kegs and malt bags.

Dog dirt, Garrett. They said the same thing about Rudy, and his beer is damn delicious.