DRINKER MAIL: SCRUMPY IN HIS BOX

Brooklyn Brewery fan Molly M. wrote in with deep disappointment as her latest purchase of East India Pale Ale contained not beer but a full grown male cat. We congratulated her on the addition to the family, but she selfishly insisted she just wants beer. What gives, Molly?!

[UPDATE // Monster did some sleuthing and found the above story to be false. The cat's name is Scrumpy and Molly lovingly devoured the EIPA.]