Kids these days! Frightened by the littlest things. Take the tyke in this YouTube.com movie, for instance. Scared of a tennis ball? It’s not even moving. Nor is it even alive for Peat-malt’s sake. When I was young I fought a raccoon down on Wythe Ave & Metropolitan in the middle of traffic, during a blizzard, with a head cold. And since that day all raccoons everywhere have black eyes.