Brooklyn Bloggery

MONSTER’S LOG: THURSDAY, MAY 26

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[Retired.]

Kids these days! Frightened by the littlest things. Take the tyke in this YouTube.com movie, for instance. Scared of a tennis ball? It’s not even moving. Nor is it even alive for Peat-malt’s sake. When I was young I fought a raccoon down on Wythe Ave & Metropolitan in the middle of traffic, during a blizzard, with a head cold. And since that day all raccoons everywhere have black eyes.

Those wild days are over, though. Now I just take naps, seduce people for food and lavish attention from hordes of fans.