Brooklyn Bloggery

MONSTER’S LOG: THURSDAY, APRIL 14

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[Wide awake.]

The Internet is an exhausting place. I read a report that there are over 180 million websites spanning the Web, and more than half of them have to do with cats. Just not enough time in the day to cram it all in.

No one here ever feeds me milk. And the office people continuously claim that “milk isn’t healthy for cats”, then get right back to ruining their eyesight by staring at their computer screens all day. And they never share any of their left over food either, but I do a fine job of sneaking nibbles in the Tasting Room (I’ve had this event on my cat-lendar for weeks), even without the wallet for paw prosthetics like these wannabe-human house cats: