MONSTER’S LOG: THURSDAY, MAY 5

[There's a sucker born every minute.]

The brewer responsible for the whole Hoody debacle is moving out, and my new tenant is Al, pictured above being a sucker. All it takes is the magic touch of my paw, and the next thing you know I’ve got treats in my mouth and I’m sailing away to a land of endless enchantment.

Give me that good stuff, Al! The Land Lord is hungry.