HOW TO: SABER A BOTTLE OF BROOKLYN LOCAL 1

We’ve always known that our buddy Harry over at Brooklyn Kitchen was a lady killer, but if he tries this while romancing his date at a tiny table for two, the title might get literal.

Do NOT try this at home. Well, on second thought, if you actually own a saber, why not: go for it! Just dial 9, then 1, and then slice away with your partner’s finger hovering over the other 1.