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As highly sophisticated Brooklynites, we’re big fans of The New Yorker’s Caption Contest. Since imitation is the best form of flattery, we’ve decided to run one of our own. The first Thursday of each month, we’ll be posting a photo from the Brewhouse on Facebook, and it’ll be up to you to submit and pick the best caption. Winners will be selected based on how many “likes” their submission gets by the next Friday, so get ready to rally your friends.

The winner will receive this unbelievably spectacular gift pack, including:

+ Brooklyn Brewery Cram Tote
+ Sorachi Ace T-Shirt
+ Brooklyn Cycling Cap
+ Brooklyn Rubber Longneck Bottle Opener
+ Brooklyn Brewery Can Sleeve

Now have at it!

  • Mitch Lopez

    My name is Beernego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

  • Patrick Henneberry

    I drink what I make, see how good it is!!!

  • Rosie

    Have you seen my brother Bozo? The last time I saw him we were pouring the concrete…

  • Jd2565

     I’m a friend of Slander. I was told he was here. Could I see him please? 

  • Ryanleitzinger

    Our border is now secure!

  • Thesmoothestofcriminals

    That’s what my ex-wife used to say.  

  • Westwood C

    what the hell am I doing in the cellar with this footware???!!!

  • Matthew Feige

    I think I won.. my friends and I LOVE BROOKLYN BREW!

  • Colleen Leary

    What? Haven’t you ever seen a man wearing a t-shirt covered with pussy cats? Please hand over the beer or my complaint to your manager will consist of you hazing a guy who loves his cats. Just hand over the beer and nobody or their cats gets hurt.

  • Daniel Hartis

    Brooklyn brewers often struggle to think outside the box. 

  • BrooklynLagerGuy

    Brooklyn Blockheads welcome! (leave Gumby at home..)

  • Eileen Coles

    Quality control is important!

  • Curlysue8691

    It’s hip to be square! (Huey Lewis)

  • Julien Jacquemard

    If straight edge kids tried anything from Brooklyn, it would knock some sense into them

  • Jim Tucci

    So, who drank the last beer?

  • Karl

    Good Beer needs to be defended.

  • jen

    Beer drinkers have bigger swords.

  • dogglebe

    They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR LAGER!

  • Sandra Louise

    Decapitating beer head one broadsword at a time!

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